Don't you Duchess me! Naomi Lapaglia: Naomi Lapaglia: Captain Ted Beecham: But he didn't go along with us. ~ Jordan Belfort. More importantly, you will learn. Holy fuck, you did just say that. [raves at Brad] Naomi Lapaglia: So you listen to me and you listen well. Your hair looks good. Babe, I spoke to the lawyers again today. Jordan Belfort: I got news for you. It's like a non-alcoholic beer. Now as the firm taking the company public, we set the initial sales price then sold those shares right back to our friends. Why? Then look no further. Jordan Belfort: There is no nobility in poverty. But pretty soon, somebody figured out that if you resisted the urge to sleep for just fifteen minutes, you got a pretty kick-ass high from it. You can sell anything? Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. Most of the quotes by Jordan Belfort are very inspiring and Ive even included some funny quotes from the movie. Shit, I can sell lubes to a convent full of nuns, get 'em so horny they'll be fucking each other in the coffers. Jordan Belfort: If you don't do it, the stress of this job, it'll make you explode. I can sell anything. Do you jerk off? Jordan, it's fucking good, right? Is your landlord ready to evict you? My wife, Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. The show goes on! R (Graphic Nudity|Drug Use|Language Throughout|Some Violence|Strong Sexual Content), Comedy, There were four right here. Jordan Belfort: And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by?, If you want to be rich, never give up. No, I don't wanna implode, sir. Donnie Azoff: They were usually struggling young models or exceptionally beautiful college girls in desperate need of tuition or designer clothing, and for a few thousand dollars they would do almost anything imaginable, either to you or to each other. Great. Oh my God! Dont worry, it wont take long. You want me to sell you this fucking pen? Donnie Azoff: You could pay off your mortgage. You look like a kid, and Wall Streets no place for kids. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. But it gets even better, baby. Mark Hanna: Which is why you should pick up 5000 shares . I'm talking about normal people, working-class everyday people. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Manny Riskin: Naomi Lapaglia: It was a hefty sum, $5 million, and in truth it had little to do with setting them up. Are you sure? I don't love you anymore, Jordan! Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. Hi, how you doing? Pound for pound theyre stronger than grizzly bears, and, if you want to know the truth, they happen to scare the living shit out of me. This is a fucking mayday! You hear me? I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Once he was an ice cream vendor and now Jordan is the head of a stockbroker office: he's greedy, he loves power and all forms of excess. No, everything's fine. Jordan Belfort: Chester Ming: What is that supposed to mean, you want a divorce? And his urine stream was like a fucking fire hose. Once we sucker them in, we unload the dog shit. Well, he got depressed and killed himself about three years later. Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room. Naomi Lapaglia: Brad: Jordan Belfort: California, baby! Are people looting and raping? Mark Hanna : So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you . Good! The movie depicts Jordan Belforts reckless adventures from his rise to a wealthy stockbroker to his seduction and free-fall into corruption, drug abuse, excess and ultimately imprisonment. Max Belfort: Give me one for the nerves! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Yeah I'm sure. And you wanna know what I was just thinking too? I'm also Dutch, German, English. I'm sure we'll be seeing each other real soon. Mark Hanna: But we were making more money than we knew what do with. Captain Ted Beecham: [All at once] What, if the kid's retarded? Right? I haven't eaten all day. Come on. Mark Hanna: [after shipwreck] Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, The Most Anticipated TV & Streaming Shows of March 2023, Pokmon Detective Pikachu Sequel Finds Its Writer and Director, and More Movie News. Jordan Belfort: Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest, picks up the phone, then calmly, in a transatlantic accent, Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl, Pretends to walk away, but suddenly turns back, Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it. Yeah. And it wasn't just about the sex either. That's not why I do it. While the movie opened to positive reviews, it was criticized by some viewers who felt that it glamorized Belfort's white-collar criminal lifestyle. We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. That being said its the kind of movie that I can watch over and over again, especially the first 40 minutes that shows Belforts rise to riches. Brad: I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. No, no, this can be explained. Naomi Lapaglia: Im gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. Fuck you! Three or four times, maybe five. The name of the company, Aerotyne International. Please click the link below to receive your verification email. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job? Jordan Belfort: I know, but I don't drink, remember? Daddy shouldn't waste his time. All Id done was taken the small liberty of moving things to their logical conclusion, changing T and E to T and A: Tits and Ass!, If I earn a million dollars a week and the average American earns a thousand dollars a week, then when I spend twenty thousand dollars on something its the equivalent of the average American spending twenty dollars on something, right?, But what I sincerely hope is that my life serves as a cautionary tale to the rich and poor alike; to anyone whos living with a spoon up their nose and a bunch of pills dissolving in their stomach sac; or to any person whos considering taking a God-given gift and misusing it; to anyone who decides to go to the dark side of the force and live a life of unbridled hedonism. Jesus Christ. with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. You just made love to me. Donnie Azoff: This is not a tip, this is a prescription. Alden Kupferberg: Share the best GIFs now >>> I'm sure. Donnie Azoff: The nice thing about getting rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance. Naomi Lapaglia: What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? It's beautiful! Naomi Lapaglia: Naomi Lapaglia: Money doesn't just buy you a better life - better food, better cars, better pussy - it also makes you a better person. Brad: Sort: Relevant Newest # movies # leonardo dicaprio # martin scorsese # wolf of wall street # the wolf of wall street I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. Because if I do decide to cooperate I might only looking at four short years. Teresa Petrillo: 15 Outrageous Scenes In Martin Scorsese's 'Wolf Of Wall Street' We Can't Wait To See. Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran. Can fucking sell anything. I don't even know. I heard some stupid shit. And in the case of the telephone, it's up to each and every one of you, my highly-trained Strattonites. Naomi Lapaglia: Its because you have not learnt enough. There were two guys over there on the table. Don't you dare throw that fucking water on me! I mean, I don't want to get personal or anything, but are they okay? But, But what was wrong with that? it's partly due to dicaprio. The porterhouse from Argentina. Martin Scorsese 's The Wolf of Wall Street is a darkly comedic portrayal of unrestrained Wall Street hedonism and greed that ranks among the maestro's greatest works of the last decade. Jordan Belfort: It's like lasers. I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. The image is an example of a ticket confirmation email that AMC sent you when you purchased your ticket. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Don't you fucking Duchess me! [Sees Jordan snorting cocaine] Yeah, like Buddhists. But I needn't have been. New world. Welcome back. Take your little bowtie Get your shit, and get the fuck out of my office. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Your hair looks good. [to Naomi] Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed., The easiest way to make money is -create something of such value that everybody wants and go out and give and create value, the money comes automatically., I've got the guts to die. Hey, everybody, listen up! Stability. Cocaine and hookers, my friend. You're gonna miss it! In fact, you never did anything wrong in the first place. You know how much I love you, right? Naomi Lapaglia: Yeah? They don't give a shit about money. Next came the NASDAQs, who were one step down from the Blue Chips. What do you mean happy for me? They even had an accounting term for it: It was called T and E, which stood for Travel and Entertainment. When we arrived to prison, I was absolutely terrified. Well isn't that just fucking convenient for you! The sides did cure cancer, that's the problem, that's why they were so expensive. On new issue day? Content Warning: The following list contains mentions of drug use. With their beautiful wife by their side, who's got big voluptuous tits. Yeah. Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? That's who you're gonna be sitting next to! Well, like you said there's no friends on Wall Street. Of course, after the bachelor party, me, the Duke, needed a few penicillin shots so he could safely consummate the marriage. Venice. They're called telephones. Max Belfort: Jordan Belfort : [to the waiter] Oh, I'm good with water for now. While he runs his activity with rather questionable methods, he lives a stormy relationship . Hi, fellas! [peeing on his subpoena] I keep the rhythm below the belt. Jordan Belfort: And any fines that I have to pay wouldn't be due until after I've served my term, so we'd still have plenty of money leftover. Jordan Belfort: Sides? Its not fucking real. Mark Hanna, Gotta pump those numbers up. I was born too - too early. Donnie Azoff: lastly it's down to the humour. Mark Hanna: I am a master diver, you hear that? Jordan, this is how it's gonna go. Who's a faggot? Fuck you! In fact, back in the good old days, when getting blasted over lunch was considered normal corporate behavior, the IRS referred to these types of expenses as three-martini lunches! Do it differently each time. Give yourself no choice but to succeed. Because, I mean, fuckety fuck fuck, Jordan, look at this thing! Absolutely fucking not. Yeah! You know what a fugazi is? Go ahead and fuck me. Rugrat gets busted down in Miami, and guess who happens to be with him? [dubious] They're wrapped in sheets. Out of respect. Does daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls, huh? And the problem with that is that your brain is like a computer: If you ask a question, it's programmed to respond, whether there's an answer or not. [whispering] Jordan Belfort: Can I finish eating first? Donnie Azoff: When you get really good at it, youll fucking be stroking and youll be thinking about money. Mark Hanna, Her father is the brother of my mom. I dont care whose birthday it is. Donnie Azoff, Its business. Your Ticket Confirmation # is located under the header in your email that reads "Your Ticket Reservation Details". there's some very awkward but funny, laugh out loud, moments that i'm still thinking about and laughing to myself over long after viewing. Yeah. Yeah, there's like a 60 percent, you know 60, 65 percent chance the kid's gonna be fuckin' retarded or whatever Jordan Belfort: I didn't even want to bring it up. The property is located 25 miles from the Belmont Racetrack, a horse racing facility. See those little black boxes? Naomi Lapaglia: Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers. Naomi Lapaglia: Wow. It's not on the elemental chart. You're a father now, Jordan. Why don't you do me a favor. There could be. Married people can't have friends? Jordan Belfort: Oh my God! Jordan Belfort: Come on, baby. There is no such thing as bad publicity. Sell me this pen! Looking for the best quotes from The Wolf of Wall Street? FYI boys, Danielle has promised to use this $10,000 for breast implants. This is Captain Ted Beecham aboard the yacht Naomi! They all want something for nothing. $26,000 for one fucking dinner! Good! Okay? So you listen to me and you listen well. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: I couldn't believe how these guys talked to each other! I'll do four grand. My Aunt Emma. Let me tell you something else. I don't even listen to it half the time. Even more fucked, is that he got busted for shit that had nothing to do with me. Jordan Belfort: She's already got C-cups, but now she wants FUCKIN' DOUBLE D'S! It's like playing a game of chess with your own life. Jordan Belfort: It's the first time a stock is offered for sale to the general population. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Mark Hanna: It's called cocaine. Jordan Belfort: Regal Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Benihana Beni-fucking-hana? It's fucked up. If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. Jordan Belfort: Mmm, baby. A Long Island mansion featured in Martin Scorsese's 2013 film "Wolf of Wall Street" is listed for $10 million. I love you, baby. It was a madhouse, a greed fest, with equal parts cocaine, testosterone, and body fluids. Sound good, John? Jordan Belfort: Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. It's got no no alcohol. Turns out I have so much information about the stock market and Wall Street I can save the government years of heartache. Get off. We call the Verrazano's Bridge the Guinea Gangplank. Jordan Belfort: [narration] * And I had skipped the tingle phase and jumped straight to the drool phase. I wanna be with the fuckin' Oompa Loompas! She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari, so put your dick back in your pants. Yes, I think it's true. Linette Lopez. Naomi Lapaglia: What? Jordan Belfort: There's no nobility in poverty. I just came. I'm really happy for you. Jordy, one of these days the chickens are gonna come home to roost. Despite focusing on multimillionaire stockbroker Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio . Everyone wants to get rich. Required fields are marked *. Look! Look, I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs. Why would You be so cruel as to use the king of Japanese restaurants to take me down? Pick up the phone and start dialing! Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: BOOK I, inside the restaurant young Strattonites carried on their time-honored tradition of acting like packs of untamed wolves., [Aunt] Patricia smiled, and we walked in silence for a while. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. Winners use words that say 'must' and 'will'. Tell me. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Jordan Belfort, Successful people are 100% convinced that they are masters of their own destiny, theyre not creatures of circumstance, they create circumstance, if the circumstances around them suck they change them. Jordan Belfort, I want you to back yourself into a corner. Jordan Belfort: What the fuck is going on out here? Right, exactly. Jordan Belfort: Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch. Jordan Belfort: Bo Dietl: Jordan Belfort: Donnie, what the fuck are you doing, you piece of shit? Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran Stratton-Oakmont, a Long Island-based pump and dump that . I started this website because I wanted to help people like you to maximize their potential and achieve their dreams. Once in the morning, right after I work out. So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? That's good for me. Donnie Azoff: Watch. Jordan Belfort: So I recruited some of my home town boys. You're lookin' at me like I'm crazy. Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling? 25 grand to the first cocksucker to nail the bulls-eye! Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: No it's not like that. The Wolf of Wall Street Buff Revised Pages 3/5/13 62. . After they left I checked the apartment. I just, I had a minute and I Donnie Azoff: picks her up. Max Belfort: And you got the beautiful girls there. Let us know whats wrong with this preview of, Act as if! You don't love me anymore, huh? You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? The 3 keys to success of the Straight Line Persuasion system are: Developing rapport with the customer. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. You snooks will now be targeting the wealthiest 1% of Americans. I love it. Brad: I Ain't Going Anywhere! Good! the wolf of wall street 123 GIFs. All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. Money. There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. What the fuck are you talking about? We'll get broad-sided and tip over. The real question is this: was all this legal? I did a lot of bad shit. I'm talking about this. So I was sellin' them shit, but the way I looked at it, the money was better off in my pocket. This is "Wall Street" but with Leonardi DiCaprio and Jonah Hill on Quaaludes. Yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever, but it's not like what you think. Donnie Azoff: I mean, you're a duchess right, the Duchess of Bay Ridge. Give me a kiss, sweetheart. He didn't mean any of it. Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here? Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. it doesnt exist. What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live?, They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., And from the time I was a kid, I've had this internal monologue roaring through my head, which doesn't stop - unless I'm asleep. Get those fucking ludes! [watching TV] Donnie Azoff: You can save the fucking spotted owl with money. Jordan Belfort: Gentlemen, welcome to Stratton Oakmont. Oh my God! Max Belfort: Jordan Belfort: She brought in a decorator, feng shui'd the whole place. Jordan Belfort: And you know what else? Don't you wanna be my friend? [when asked who is Captain Ahab] Do you guys not want to make money? On my Dad's side. Yeah, yeah I jerk off. That's right. You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? Go at it. I mean, what if something like that happened? The waves are 20 feet high and building! Mark Hanna: [in narration] In London. Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone until their client either buys *or fucking dies!*. So there's a silver lining to that too, honey. Yeah. Now let's knock this motherfucker out of the park! They were priced between three and five hundred dollars and made you wear a condom unless you gave them a hefty tip, which I always did. Jordan Belfort: Act as if youre a wealthy man, rich already, and then youll surely become rich. Look at yourself, Jordan. Jordan Belfort lived an outrageous life which ultimately caught up with him. Movie Info. Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault. Are you behind on your credit card bills?
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