That's the sixth time I've said back! Maybe, some day far in the future (like next Thursday) I'll print a copy of this insane text. Today, I met her arch-enemy. You haven't been paying attention have you? Imagine reading a novel with a sentence that was 40 000 words long! Do not MOCK me! 44 min ago Some are answers to e-mails, the rest are just stuff I wrote. Otherwise, I guess you're stuck with me. *sigh* *sniffle* *snort* *insert word that is a sound that begins with an "s" here* I don't have much time, so, I must be brief. Making me(The Patron Saint of Paperclips) the Ruler of the Laws of Nature! I have once again caused that explody sensation in your brain meats! The 2.4 million words sentence is published in four volumes of Nigel Tomm's novel 'The Blah Story' (i.e., volumes 16, 17, 18 and 19). My groupwellwe either went hysterical or crazy, I can't decide which. This sentence makes strategic use of the past perfect, two times. I learned this from my calculator. ON TO THE CONPIRACY OF THE DAY! I think that they should routinly die a slow, savage, agonizing deathI was just saying a random thing that I would never, ever do.) Below is an example of a reply email stating that you have received the email. What a good idea! That's right, folks, mass hypnosis via commercials. The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotter's Club, 2001. You cannot DEFEAT me! Very difficult equation Math Forum . Neo is told that he has two choices. With the exact same words, motions and emotions. That made little sense. This is chaos. You gots extra money, don't you? I'm so special. Kennedy?" Hits all right. There's salt, of course, and aluminum sulfate, and other compounds. If my site manages to last a decade, my readers *snicker* will probley wonder what I'm talking about. No? Ooooooo! I better stop typing before I have a heart attackjust rememberThe Matrix has youI'm back. Pure means, well, no extra stuff. You didn't run screaming to another site, thankfull for the chance to escape this insanity. Ain't it nifty? Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. Towards the end of the movie, Neo chooses to tell Trinity to stay out of the Matrix, since he saw her die in it. Don't worry, I'll go to bed soon. Are you ready? Our definition is "a lung disease caused by inhalation of very fine silicate or quartz dust." The entry for this word can be found in our Medical Dictionary. Here I am, trying to get a decent nights sleep and there's this green light that periodically blinks to red directly in front of me. You mean that I'm just randomly responding regardless of your reactions? So crazy it just might work! Well, too bad! Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. Plus, I am horrible at spelling. | 13.41 KB, JSON | The very next day, she decided that we were going north, after all. Scratch number seven. And, once again, I have proof that someone actually took the time (two hours) to read this entire Longest Text Ever! So, it is now up to you, the imaginary reader, to decide whether I mean probley or problemit's almost like a game! Still later that day, she got offended at some trivial thing and decided that we weren't going anywhere at all. That would explain that annoying green little blinkie light in them. I have three very hard academic classes. The six longest sentences (1,000+ words) are mostly a curiosity, just to see what is possible. I don't want to play the stupid animal war card game 'cause the stupdi bear gets eaten by an eaagle.. goodbye ssslllee0yyyyslllllllleeeeeeeepppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyy iiiiiiiiissssssssssssss gggggggggoooooooooooooddddddddddddd. As you can see, I was in a very interesting state of mind. So far this is nowhere near the world record. HUH? You say I'm really just talking to myself? Except those specially formulated for weird-o's like me. Ooooooooooooo! I better go. Or possibly a really good president who wanted to fly to the moon. What line of buisness, do you ask? Because this is the first time I've been on a computer all day. I'm getting bored, so I think I'm done for the day. As a member, you'll join us in our effort to support the arts. Were hoping to rely on our loyal readers rather than erratic ads. My favorite stuffJTHMI have my libraries copy of JTHMI shall quote Noodle Boy for you:) (Full copyright/credit to Jonhnen Vasquez for writin' the stuff, I'm just sharing the spleeny goodness with you). That is justpathetic. I sure am. Before you know it, we'll have orange alligators, pink tigers and blue lions. I can work with mistrust. The magic eight-ball is a plastic casing with an unknown, possibly toxic liquid inside. I didn't know that they had such good technology back then. The first part of the trip was fairly easy. Couldn't you just stick some jelly in a piecrust and bake it? HA-HA! Introduction In the business world, communication by e-mail is indispensable. Before she could start listing all of America's enemies, I gave her a hint. Is that too much to ask? I said "The Union fought" With a crack, snaple and pop, some random synapses in her brain connected in the right order and she said "CONFEDERACY!!!" (No, I don't like any of those creepy "pop" stars. I mean, after all, I made this site. Did you really think I'd give you guys my ADDRESS? Any derogatory statement is simply an opinion of an individual, not of the flaming order of the flaming chickens. This is too frustrating. Did you know that I now possess a DOMAIN NAME? The world's longest non-life sentence, according to the "Guinness Book of Records", was imposed on Thai pyramid scheme fraudster Chamoy Thipyaso, who was jailed for 141,078 years in 1989. At least it's over. Not my family! The following text may spoil the movie for you, so WARNING: do no read this unless you have already seen the movie. This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. I don't exactly know where it isoh, well. Okay, better leave. It's a cheap shot." You are deviousI give you that. I'm back. Anyway, today's rant is about one of my many and various pet peeves: fasion andstuff. When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. All along, my entire family has scoffed (nifty word, isn't it?) The events of Neo's dream unfold. I better goI think Kodak is tracing my site.I'm back now! But none have struck terror in her little moose heart like this particular feather. I think. MOOSE! School children won't be able to correctly identify the color of a zebra. Today, I took a long look at this site, which is the acomplishment of almost a year of work. It's about the (supposedly) infinite nature of the universe. That way I can spread my love, joy and insane chaos to more people! People just don't realize that their almonds and mixed nuts may be having depression and other problems. An enemy so hideous that Moose must destroy it at all costs. Our "spray" kills over 99.9% of "faeries" (which are much to small to see) Our "spray" also kills most disease causing agents, like rats, or pigeons. But I can't think of anything to write about. my dear theres nothing to fear thats only a box thats made of blocks next to the wagon that looks like a dragon why are you shaking its your fear that is making you shiver and act all a quiver. *sigh* I can't think of anything to write. *sniffle* i do, too. i called home, and waited another hour for my ridetraffic to the school was one way. No? HEEEEY! It's the sequel to the movie that revolutionized the standard by which we judge special effects. WowI really must be bored. And most people don't even come here. I'm not exactly sure who they are, but: thanks! Is fat-free food more delicious than food loaded with fat? But, maybe that's just the difference between you and me. "Mr. Owl, can you tell us how many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop?" And I've realized that I am a complete idiot. Number Nine: Now it's just getting redundant, isn't it? Especially since I don't have viewers. These "faeries" sprinkle your food with highly toxic "age dust" and ruin a perfectly good four-year-old meatloaf. I finnaly get some free time to rant and rave and all my topics just magically melted away. *sighs* Why does my life have to be so weird? But the secret doesn't exist so they are stupid. If that's not a vast conspiracy, then nothing on this Earth is. The whole thing. Right now, my spacebar is malfunctioningthat's not goodI have to press it two or three times just to insert a freaking space. is it the word be found in the 17th, and 18th letters? If you judged everything by what it doesn't acomplish, then the entire world is populated by pointless beings. You feel very, very honored. I'm allergic to parts of it, have irrational fears about others and I'm pretty sure it's against my Jenny religionalong with eating mashed potatoes, or potatoes of any kind. I usually have less than 30 minutes. Thank the powers that be for spell-check. Second of all, you would have to have the patience to read through all of this. She agrees, but only after seeing how important it is to him. For the love of Story. Unless you're bored. I feel inspired and happy and other really good emotions and stuff. I'm back. If (and this is a big if) the world DOES survive, we can beg them for food, oxygen and other supplies. Does it even matter? It makes sense, though. Teens Against Cartoon Owls. And now, for the million-dollar question: How many calories are there in a single serving of Mustard? When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. There ARE aliens. A good one. He snuck up on me one day in our room (in the game) with a sword! I gotta go. I am so buying this movie when it comes out on DVD. So, we packed everthing up. A la recherche du temps perdu by Marcel Proust., I got a sentence that was 5639 words long, i just looked it up so can can copy and paste it on my school chat for fun not to read, I just wanted to say, i really like cheese, andi thinki think my teacher is mad at me sry waitshes mad because i was asking my other teacher questions about work online hmmm.my teacher sure is a ##### ass feminist, i just wrote a sentence with 1,289 words so ha. Insane, chaotichmmmmmI wonder who thought of it? Out of sheer curiosity, I asked Mrs. X who participated in the Civil War. I've spent the past three years of my life EXPECTING each semester to be like a mini-year. It's not fair. Seeya. It just looks weird. Guess what I wanna do. Now I want you to go to http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=eon" If you do this I'll get points in the game. I also would like such persons to immediatly leave my site. Are you happy? 100% of something. become not entertained, the Patron Saint of Paper Clips will be forced to take drastic measures. After much argument, my father was going to turn around, untill he realized that my mother was going to drop the dogs and me off, and then turn around and continue north. Today, in my (Honors) English class, we did group work. Unless he has already been destroyed by an even more radical Anti-Cartoon-Owl group. (Next Commercial) Get ready fo: Faux's new "reality" TV show, "How Low Can We Go?" Maybe I subconsiously DO know what I'm doing here, but refuse to admit it to myself. And now, a word from our non-existant sponsor. By the time you're eighty, you'll have enough ear jewelry to open up your own jewelry shop. No? And I congratulate any reader who has gotten this far. The longest word entered in most standard English dictionaries is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis with 45 letters. I'll add a link to the main page when I get around to it. Which is why it's not even 10:00 and here I am, typing. maybe the longest text ever. Stock up now with our Valu-Pak to recieve 3-metric tons of Ketchup, all for the low, low price of your brain, since you're obviously not using it anyway. I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. It sucked. How could you? I'm not sure why. Founder @ World's Best Story amplifier of creativity & fun! And then I was unable to get on the computer and I forgot most of it. Hey, I'm back again! The title contains the longest word. Some people disagree, the director of the Kansas Geological Survey said "I think this is part of a vast breakfast food conspiracy to denigrate Kansas. Oh, yeah. There is a world where you were never born. The answer is still infinity. Or maybe I just wanna go to bed. When you're in space (without a space suit) you don't SUFFUCATE, you don't FREEZE. Were also on Pinterest, Tumblr, and Flipboard. What nowhmmmmmshould I share with you more of my paranoid/delusional conspiracy theories? That makes complete and total sense! How absurd. Of course, when I started out I accidentally hit the rocks approximately three million times. NOTHING! I spend from 8-5 doing what everyone else wants. The height is regained at night, when you're laying down. I'll will most likely still be adding to this on my death bed. Ormaybe it's the feather off of the cartoon owl from the tootsie-roll pop comercials (onetwothree..*crunch*). On video games. Wellany wayseeya! Then he preceeded to trash my room, scattering kleenex everywhere. yeah. You exploud. Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. Later, The Oracle tells him that he has already decided her fate. Does it serve an obvious purpose? You're still here. They just like how I know lots of pointless laws and random facts. > You have blue hari..*gigles* I like hair. You must be caught in a time warp. OH, SO SPLENDID!! I don't mean to insult you if you DO have a tan. How can you pass up this revolutionary new product? And the preceding generations became brain-washed (possibly through subliminal messages in sun-tan lotion commercials) to believe tans were expected. So I at least have an excuse for not doing that. I have a guest rant/fake commercial written by "Meg" (who is once again banned from accessing the almighty Internet). All the good possibilities effectivly cancel out the bad ones, leaving the sum total of you and your counterparts experiences as nothing. Maybe we're just really, really tired and had sugar. But the point is, if I were, say, freakily allergic to a random mineral, I could read the ingredients and not eat the salt. Like organ grinders, and the evil conspiracies. Yeahthatguyyou know who I'm talking about. Sleeping is fun. Sowhen the oracle said that the choice had already been made, she was completely correct. And mildly weirded-out. My sister is a big believer in the memorization system. I'm an evil villain, kitty and a freakazoid so far. I'm a genius. And ever loony in America decided that it was a conspiracy. Or, as an alternative, I could have ruined several plans for world domination that other people made. Now, some of you are probably calling me a whiner, 'cause you have to get up at 4:30, or whatever. Think about it. Every fantasy the human mind has concieved exist at some place in the universe. Was it on purpose, or was it just some mistake? THANKS FOR COMING! Login Sign up. Doesn't that just make you proud to be weird? This Book Is the Longest Sentence Ever Written and Then Published (2020), by humor writer Dave Cowen, consists of one sentence that runs for 111,111 words, and is a stream of consciousness memoir. We can all wear spiffy space-suits and feel all superiour to all those stupid earthlings. Who'd thought that I could use time that many times in only a few sentences? The food trucks could even play music that made you hungry for their food. I'm back! Whatever the case, I decided that the whole world, (or three of four random people) deserve to know that if the world and or universe are destroyed, it's the evil, little, white, feather's fault. I pity them, I really do. *scrunches eyes and makes funny sounds* Nope. I'm gonna go hug a moose. 51 min ago Wellthey are. Sometimes, it is lazy. Unless someone does something, Neo, Morpheus and many others will die. we had to get there one hour and fifteen minutes early because there was traffic. HI! I bet you couldn't tell. Obviously I at least have a computerso, back to the organ grinders. Did you find it? It's a small light, but it's sooooooo annoying. As you read this Historicly Accurate Anecdote, you must realize the parallel between it and the fable The Emperoro's New Clothes. 8 min ago It was uncomfortable in the back, it was too hot, it was too cold. dont you know that you only need be afraid of fear and never anything here and certainly not a post that acts like a ghost? I'm fairly certain she knows it's not alive, though. I probably won't later. What an eccentric idea! Because there are an infinite number of people on either side of the spectrum. Which is why I still go to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website. RANDOM PERSON: *head explouding from sheer insanity* As you can see, I was a very weird child (this happened in elementary schooluhexcept for that head-explouding part). Outside your body. I love the little tacos, I love them good! Entire novels hundreds of pages long have been written in one sentence in other languages. Another article claims that an anitseptic turned a polar bear purple, drawing large crowds of people. Using my philosopy, that EVERYTHING exists because the universe is infinitewellthink about it. The workers would then be able to afford more entertainment items and the upward spiral would continue, as opposed to the evil downward spiral of my writing. Finnaly, is it expected for said sibling's non-gender specific parent to encourage such behavior, citing "I was just like that as a child" as an excuse? So, that leads us to the evil paranoid conspiracy I thought of the other night. By the time the smoke dector goes off, the fire has drowned it out to no more than an annoying buzz. If iI fill out the fake tab form I'm gonna have to put back as my favorite wordI already have filled it out, though. Yeah, this doesn't mean anything to you. He took the TAB member quiz and turned out to be me, he took the JOB quiz, and was a repo man (which had a pic of my brother) He said he wanted to see what I was doing, and to make sure that I wasn't saying anything derrogatory about my parents. Longest math problem copy and paste According to Sciencealert, the longest math equation contains around 200 terabytes of text. It makes me sad*sniffle* WellI feel better now. It takes patience to read, but once you get into the rhythm, its like delving into Faulkners stream of consciousness. *sniffle* I just want to have some FREAKIN' variety in my daily grind, you know? And John F. Kennedy (JFK) was an alien bent on global domination. and even if they could it wouldn't do them any good because it would scare them instead of the aformentioned individual. Then you'll need an "extra" pairfor special occasions. They could do anything they wanted to, if they just put their minds to it. Random people will think they've gone crazy, after a seemingly innocent visit to the zoo. And what did he do to me? Where is the logic in this? Oh, guess what? Any use thereof that is not stated in the above mentioned statement would make the author, hereby referred to as Patron Saint of Paper Clips, very angry. Welllet's see. Oh, and I would like to mention to my *snicker* LOYAL fans that this Longest Text Ever DOES get updated at least once a week, so please, please, please, PLEASE do not read this once, in one sitting and then leave forever, and ever and ever! You don't know either? Subscribe!function(m,a,i,l,s,t,e,r){m[s]=m[s]||(function(){t=a.createElement(i);r=a.getElementsByTagName(i)[0];t.async=1;t.src=l;r.parentNode.insertBefore(t,r);return !0}())}(window,document,'script','https://www.openculture.com/wp-content/plugins/mailster/assets/js/button.min.js','MailsterSubscribe'); 2006-2023 Open Culture, LLC. I mean, I KNOW people are coming hereI have proof! They're basically begging on the street. TWEET. I think I'm so tired I can't sleep. HA! In other words, they take all that extra "stuff" out to make it pure. I only mention this 'cause I've accidently spelled constipation instead of conspiracy a few times. So my goal changed from surviving to laughing evilly while my character died. I'm back. And more than slightly embarassed. I don't exactly have a good track record with virtual pets. It took him to my quiz page. Here are 65 examples of long sentences ranging from the relatively brief 96 words to one of the longest sentences at 2,156 words. Code: 472 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that this site in no way aknowledges the existance of other, better sites (hereon reffered to as the Losers) The Losers are a myth. Is this writer's block?! For instance, I wrote: "I am the Crazy Taco! Today's rant is a panic rant. I can just see the whole community rising to thwart my attempts to spread love, joy and insane chaos. And, you have to remember that because infinity is infinite, you can divide it an infinite number of times. After all, I'm not in this line of buisness for the fame, fortune and power. I see you have no reaction to that, do you Hypothetical Reader? There may also be evil little links that are designed to confuse you. Confusing, huh? i'll copy and paste this to my site. Unless we spray-painted the snow purple, too. But now I realize that I am considerably more normal than the rest of my family. She'll shake and run from it, then suddenly dive and bite it's head. 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